You're a mean one, Pepe Grinch,
In the crypto world, you're quite the cinch,
With your sneaky, froggy grin,
Buying your token? Let's begin!

On Uniswap or 1inch, take your pick,
With each trade, your wallet clicks,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, Pepe Grinch,
With a charm that never does flinch.

In a digital token, you're a mischievous sprite,
Bringing laughter to the blockchain night,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel,
In the festive season, you're the real deal.

So, here's to Pepe Grinch, in pixels and bytes,
Turning our crypto trades into delightful sights,
Your heart's an empty hole, but your spirit's rich,
You're a three-decker sauerkraut sandwich, Pepe Grinch!